today's short headlines:

alito confirmed to the supreme court: oh shit! better not knock up your girlfriend now,
postal shooting in california: about time a postal worker reclaimed the title,
coretta scott king dead: good woman. hope death was swift.

and now: (drumroll)

FUCK YOU!

Samuel Alito: We're all fucked for the next 40 years or so...














FUCK YEAH!

Voltaire: Who said "Every man is guilty of the good he doesn't do.