mirror from myspace.

i've decided to mirror my myspace blog here. so here is my 1st installment of today's politically correct blog.

man, i'm sounding like a broken record. the pentagon spends $2,000,000,000.- a day! HELLO!!!!!! 2 fucking BILLION!!! A DAY! and why doesn't this cause an outrage?? because the vast majority of americans are so fucking stupid, they think a billion is 10 million! not that a million is a real concept to them anyway, or the difference between 10 and 1,000 million. and guess what? cooped up in their shitty little suburban condos and cookie-cutter houses they're thinking: 'glad that's not my money they're spending...'

but what DOES cause an outrage? paul verhoeven writing a book questioning jesus' 'virgin birth'. (how did a mexican pool-guy get to be god's son anyway?) i don't have the energy anymore to comment on that shit, except to say this: it ain't easy being a different, more evolved species than the dominating one...

i'm wondering wether this species 'homo-moronis' is really harmless or wether it should be hunted to extinction.

oh and in case i haven't said it enough in the past, and to be equal-opportunitiy: i think your country probably sucks almost as much as the u.s. (unless you're in scandinavia, which is pretty hip) and you jews, muslims, etc can blow me just as much as the christians can.

it's time for this shit to stop. PLEASE, ALL CHRISTIANS, JEWS & MUSLIMS: THERE IS SOME HOLY-FUCK COMET APPROACHING AND YOU ALL NEED TO KILL YOURSELVES NOW!!! You'll get to screw your virgins, make out with young boys and whatever the jews like, too. Just do it!

So much for my politically correct sermon tonight. Later. B.

fy/fy is not dead. only in a coma

while i have moved my regular anger blog to myspace i might restart the fuck you / fuck yeah section here soon. just too much fun reading through old posts.

Oh say can you see...

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT
WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED
AT THE TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING







WHOSE BROAD STRIPES AND BRIGHT STARS
THROUGH THE PERILOUS FIGHT
O'ER THE RAMPARTS WE WATCHED
WERE SO GALLANTLY STREAMING






AND THE ROCKETS' RED GLARE
THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR
GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT
THAT OUR FLAG WAS STILL THERE







OH SAY DOES THAT STAR SPANGLED
BANNER YET WAVE
O'ER THE LAND OF THE FREE
AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE?

fuck you, mohammed, etc.

i know you have just been waiting for me to post it, so here it is:

Today's FUCK YOU goes to ...... THE PROPHET MOHAMMED (or whatever your favorite spelling is) and all of his followers!











but since i'm an equal-opportunity hater, i would also like to offer the following:

christians: blow me
jews: suck my cock
hindus: go fuck yourselves
shintos: fuck a duck
(insert your religion here): fuck you


and today's FUCK YEAH goes to:
un-named resistance fighter from nepal. what a photo.

today's short headlines:

alito confirmed to the supreme court: oh shit! better not knock up your girlfriend now,
postal shooting in california: about time a postal worker reclaimed the title,
coretta scott king dead: good woman. hope death was swift.

and now: (drumroll)

FUCK YOU!

Samuel Alito: We're all fucked for the next 40 years or so...














FUCK YEAH!

Voltaire: Who said "Every man is guilty of the good he doesn't do.

sold out again

Fuck You!

. The U.S. Congress, for selling out once again and allowing drilling in the ANWR in a late-night session. If only people here had the same balls the patriots had in the 1770s, they should all be scared for their lives in their posh mansions.


Fuck Yeah!

. Evo Morales. New president of Bolivia and first ever native american president! Add one more for Chavez's side. I'm sure the CIA is warming up their sniper rifles already.

FY-FY finally back

Here it is. Finally back. You know you missed it, you hoopleheads.

FUCK YOU:

No one better to restart the FY-FY section than the Cocksucker-In-Chief himself. This time for spying on his own people without a warrant.








FUCK YEAH:

Al Shwearengen. Why? If you have to ask you're a HOOPLEHEAD!

Working Class Hero

murdered 25 years ago. no less relevant. by far my favourite lennon song is not one you usually hear on the radio. here are the lyrics

Working Class Hero

by John Lennon

As soon as you're born they make you feel small
By giving you no time instead of it all
Till the pain is so big you feel nothing at all
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be

They hurt you at home and they hit you at school
They hate you if you're clever and they despise a fool
Till you're so fucking crazy you can't follow their rules
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be

When they've tortured and scared you for twenty odd years
Then they expect you to pick a career
When you can't really function you're so full of fear
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be

Keep you doped with religion and sex and TV
And you think you're so clever and class less and free
But you're still fucking peasants as far as I can see
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be

There's room at the top they are telling you still
But first you must learn how to smile as you kill
If you want to be like the folks on the hill
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be
If you want to be a hero well just follow me
If you want to be a hero well just follow me

bush's victory

so yesterday president shrub said: "i will accept nothing but total victory".

hmmmmmm....

the last guy i remember who kept saying that had a funny little mustache.

so sorry

the past two months have been very busy. been out of town for a good part of them for work.

now i'm back. with a vengeance.

was reading and thinking about 9/11 today. i know some things about this event that i won't discuss here. but one thing sticks in my mind:

more than 30,000 people DIE every year because greedy power plant corporations won't invest a tiny percentage of their immense profits into technology that would clean up their emissions. - result: our president and congress give them billions of dollars in give-aways to pad their already all-time high profits.

2,749 people died in the wtc attacks on 9/11. result: we illegally invade sovereign nations and slaughter well over 100,000 people, the vast majority of whom were perfectly innocent. of yeah, and throw in 2,000 mostly urban and rural lower class u.s. boys too with more than 20,000 gravely wounded.

i am getting so fucking tired of writing about how god damn stupid the american people are, but it doesn't go away. i'll stop now before i write something that i could be indicted for...

peace and welcome back.

f.u. - f.y. - to return next week